ROzBeans Rosalind Hartmann

"Life is like a gift, it needs to be wrapped well."

My 18

I played every role — from ancient vampire to the bartender to the cab driver to the zombie horde.

Six years in Norrath

I started as a Wood Elf Druid. Then I decided to go dark and roll a Dark Elf Cleric — the hardest job in the game, the one everyone needs, the one nobody notices until you stop doing it.

Maelarya and Vebran — commissioned retirement portrait by Saraquael

Caitlinn V'Bran

Wood Elf Druid · Solusek Ro

Where it all started. My first character.

Maelarya Dys'Entari

Dark Elf Cleric · Solusek Ro

Purple eyes, black hair with silver highlights, crimson robes. The hardest job — the biggest reward.

Vebran Flakes

Half Elf Bard · Solusek Ro

The bard to my cleric. My husband Mike. We played for six years, and when Sony absorbed our server, we walked away together.

Solusek Ro was absorbed into Bristlebane and was forever lost. We figured now was the time. I had this portrait commissioned from Saraquael to mark the end.

Happily married to my awesome white boy.

Rosalind Hartmann

Rosalind Hartmann. Author and brown girl.

Born in the Philippines. Black-Dominican father, Filipina mother. Grew up Navy — Philippines to Hawaii to Washington to Alaska to Colorado Springs. Married to Mike (Vebran Flakes, USAF) for 20+ years. Two kids: Catherine, born September 11, 1999 — I started EverQuest while 8 months pregnant with her. David was born in Alaska in 2008. Mike held him while loading up WoW. Our child's MMO career had begun.

By day I'm an AML compliance analyst. By night I've been building worlds since I was sixteen, when a creative writing teacher read my story about a woman whose coffee maker gets taken hostage by the mailman. The class laughed at all the right places. I was hooked.

"I write because I want people to see what I see, to feel what I feel, and to dream what I dream; to give that person the 'ah ha!' moment, and to elicit a specific emotion is sweeter than the sweetest jeebah."

"I write because it allows me to conversationally curse — properly. It allows me to say what I really wanted to say; to verbally backhand without the jail time."

"Guacamole. /shudders with pleasure. My daughter's giggly laugh. Guacamole. My husband's deep kiss. Guacamole."

"How much for the root canal?" "$1,500." "How much to pull it?" "$80." "Sold."

"Fuck you pancreas, I don't need you anyway."

"She told me, 'Mommy, I'm 6 now. I can do whatever I want.' My eyes narrow."

"I forget that this website is still here sometimes. It's been around since 2002? 2003? I can't remember anymore. It's still here and the haters are gone. Everyone is gone, but that's ok — The Angry Crayon is still here and that's all that matters."

Tools
Photoshop CS3, Daz Studio
Writing since
Age 16
Online since
July 2002
Published
Blood Memory trilogy
DeviantArt
326 deviations, 884 watchers
Goodreads
239 books read
Loves
Guacamole, candy corn, Hello Kitty
Scariest movie
The Ring